Tales from Muppetland: The Muppet Musicians of Bremen (1972 TV Movie)

Nick Nichols: Leroy the Donkey, Farmer Lardpork

Quotes 

• Mordacai Sledge : [in a low tone]  It's time for you to retire.

  Leroy : [relieved; to camera]  Retire. I'd love to retire!

  Mordacai Sledge : [exploding]  I'm gonna get me my gun and retire you proper!

  Leroy : [nervously; to camera]  But not *that* way!

• [Mordacai trips on the wagon and falls down] 

  Mordacai Sledge : [grunting, to Leroy]  That was *your* fault!

  Leroy : [to camera]  What was *my* fault? I was asleep.

• Farmer Lardpork : This is the second time this week that I've missed my breakfast on account of you!

  T.R. the Rooster : [sarcastic, to the camera]  I thought he was lookin' kinda scrawny...