Rob Brydon credited as playing...
Ryan Letts
- [watching Vini Reilly of Durutti Column performing "You've Heard It Before"]
- Ryan Letts: Got to stop him singing, Tony.
- Tony Wilson: It's avant-garde, you wouldn't understand it.
- Ryan Letts: It's very poor. Very poor.
- Tony Wilson: It's provocative.
- Ryan Letts: Provocatively poor. Appallingly poor. They're not calling you the new George Epstein, you know.
- Tony Wilson: [getting annoyed] ... It's Brian Epstein.
- Ryan Letts: George Epstein, Beatles manager.
- Tony Wilson: That's Brian Epstein, you dickhead. It's fucking Brian Epstein.
- Ryan Letts: [overlapping] George Epstein. It's Brian Martin.
- Tony Wilson: It's *George* Martin, you knob.
- Ryan Letts: Brian Martin the producer, George Epstein the, er... manager.
- Alan Erasmus: Tony, tell him to fuck off.
- Lindsay: Come on, let's sit down...
- Tony Wilson: [to Letts] You're just fucking *wrong.*
- Ryan Letts: [Vini Reilly is onstage in front of an audience of nonplussed punks] You'd better stop him singing, Tony.
- Tony Wilson: It's avant-garde, you wouldn't understand it.
- Ryan Letts: It's very poor, very poor.
- Tony Wilson: It's provocative.
- Ryan Letts: Provocatively poor.