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- King Goobot: [answering Cindy's "Who's Poultra?"] Poultra is our God... The mightiest, most ferocious creature in all...
- King Goobot: [forgetting the answer] Oh. I get tired of answering this. Roll tape.
- [the television screen rises up, playing last night's special edition of "Yolktertainment Tonight" on the recorded VHS]
- Newscaster: Hello, and welcome to our special edition of "Poultra: God of Wrath". Brought to you by: Goombla...
- King Goobot: [fast forwarding the tape, skipping the entire story of Poultra] Commercials! I hate them.
- Newscaster: [Goobot plays the wrap-up of the edition of "YT", after the last commercial break] Welcome back. If you're watching this, chances are your friends and/or relatives are about to be sacrificed to the mighty Poultra! Which is a great honor indeed.
- Newscaster: [chuckles] Oh, oh, and very painful. Ha, ha. Uh- ho.
- Newscaster: Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha. Mmm. And this year's human sacrifices features something 'very' special: actual humans!
- Newscaster: And it's all thanks to Jimmy Neutron.
- Newscaster: Ha.
- Jimmy: [via greeting message on "YT"] Greetings from planet Earth! I'm Jimmy Neutron, and you're an alien life-form.
- Dad: Look, I was a kid once. I remember being grounded a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party.
- Ooblar: Hello.
- Ooblar: [after a pause] What galaxy are you from?
- King Goobot: Ooblar.
- Ooblar: Where is your leader?
- King Goobot: Ooblar, stop it. It's toast.
- Ooblar: Oh. Hello, Toast. I greatly admire your ship.
- [seeing the aliens for the first time]
- Jimmy: They've evolved beyond the need for conventional bodies. They must be an advanced species, millions of years ahead of us.
- Sheen: Wow. When I sneeze, it looks like an advanced species too.
- Cindy Vortex, Libby: Ewww.
- Jimmy: What girl wants to dance with a guy who looks like he should still be in Gymboree?
- Carl: [quietly] I didn't think we liked girls yet, Jim.
- Jimmy: Oh, we don't, we don't, no, not yet. However, one day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.
- Ooblar: Can I, can I, can I space another?
- King Goobot: No.
- Ooblar: Oh, please, brother.
- King Goobot: I said "no," Ooblar.
- Ooblar: [sing-song] Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please...
- King Goobot: I would love for that to stop.
- Jimmy: All right, this is it. These crummy aliens stole our parents, it's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough, we're mean. Darn it, we're carbon based life forms! So, who's going to kick buttocks?
- All: The Carbonated Life Forms!
- Goddard (Jimmy's voice): [after Ooblar pulled a peice off of Goddard; Jimmy speaks through Goddard] Danger! Danger! You have initiated self-destruct sequence alpha.
- Ooblar: [putting Goddard's piece back] Ooo-oo-oh, that's my bad. Back in you go.
- Goddard (Jimmy's voice): [through Libby's cellphone] Self-destruct sequence is now engaged.
- Ooblar: No, no, no, no, no! I put it back in. You understand me?
- Goddard (Jimmy's voice): This unit will yield in a 50-megaton nucular blast in exactly ten seconds.
- Ooblar: That's not good!
- Goddard (Jimmy's voice): Please clear a 30-square mile area.
- Goddard (Jimmy's voice): [Goddard show Ooblar a smile from his tail] Thank you. And have a nice day.
- Goddard (Jimmy's voice): [Goddard shows Ooblar a 30-second timer counting down from ten] Ten., nine...
- Ooblar: No! Bad Dog! I need mother!
- Ooblar: [Freaking out he runs through the automatic door, and as far away as possible] Ooh!
- Goddard (Jimmy's voice): [through Libby's cellphone] Is he gone, boy?
- Goddard: [via cellphone] Growl.
- Jimmy: Great! Lock on to this signal and get there as fast as you can.
- Goddard: [as he goes through the opened door] Grrr. Woof-woof.
- Jimmy: There's a 95 percent chance it'll work.
- Cindy Vortex: And the other 5 percent?
- Jimmy: We all get blown up.
- [the crowd starts nervously chattering]
- Jimmy: Hey, hey! Ninety-five is still an A.
- Nick: I've never gotten a 95 in my life.
- Zachery: And so, we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy, and... I won! I want my mommy!"
- Courtney Tyler: So, there you have it. I want my mommy too.
- Cindy Vortex: [Libby is using her cell phone to find a ring tone] Libby, you're breaking my concentration.
- Libby: Hey. I gotta choose a ring that fits my personality. Yeah! Here we go! Here we go! Tell me what it is you're supposed to be doing again?
- Cindy Vortex: Tai Chi while drinking Purple Flurp. Tai Chi promotes wellness, relaxes and rejuvenates the body. Whereas Purple Flurp being 98% sugar creates tension, a temporary rush of energy and mood swings. I figure if I do them together, I achieve perfect balance.
- Cindy Vortex: After class, I'll gladly demonstrate how boy dinosaurs got their BUTTS KICKED by girl dinosaurs on a regular basis.
- Dad: You see, Jimmy. Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jimmy. Jim, James, son, let me tell you a little bit about rockets. They are big people things, son. And you can't go around playing with big fiery flying things. Because that's what rockets are. Rockets are flying things.
- King Goobot: Begin the incubation!
- [the Incubation begins]
- Yokian Incubator Operator: Bla, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-aaaaa! Ha-ha, bla-a-aaa-ah!
- [Two of Poultra's feet hatches out of the egg as he stands up]
- Yokian Crowd: [cheering; four times] Po-ouul-tra!
- King Goobot: Citizens of Yokus. I, King Goobot the fifth, give you... sacrifice!
- [the egg explodes revealing Poultra herself]
- Sheen: Th-, th-, th-th-th, that's a big chicken.
- [Poultra roars as Jimmy and the gang covers their ears, v along with the Yokians]
- King Goobot: [answering Cindy's "Who's Poultra?"] Poultra is our God... The mightiest, most ferocious creature in all...
- King Goobot: [forgetting the answer] Oh. I get tired of answering this. Roll tape.
- [the television screen rises up, playing last night's special edition of "Yolktertainment Tonight" on the recorded VHS]
- Newscaster: Hello, and welcome to our special edition of "Poultra: God of Wrath". Brought to you by: Goombla...
- King Goobot: [fast forwarding the tape, skipping the entire story of Poultra] Commercials! I hate them.
- Newscaster: [Goobot plays the wrap-up of the edition of "YT", after the last commercial break] Welcome back. If you're watching this, chances are your friends and/or relatives are about to be sacrificed to the mighty Poultra! Which is a great honor indeed.
- Newscaster: [chuckles] Oh, oh, and very painful. Ha, ha. Uh- ho.
- Newscaster: Ha, ha, ha-ha-ha. Mmm. And this year's human sacrifices features something 'very' special: actual humans!
- Newscaster: And it's all thanks to Jimmy Neutron.
- Newscaster: Ha.
- Jimmy: [via greeting message on "YT"] Greetings from planet Earth! I'm Jimmy Neutron, and you're an alien life-form.
- Carl: [He, Jimmy and Sheen first gazes on Retroland on its opening night] Wow. It's better than the poster!
- Jimmy: [to himself, Carl & Sheen] Gentlemen, this will be a night we 'shan't' easily forget.
- Sheen: [forgetting the word Jimmy said] I don't know what "shan't" means...
- [note: "Shan't" means "shall not"]
- Sheen: [as the song "Pop" starts, he, Carl & Jimmy starts running towards the entrance] but let's go!
- [after Jimmy got back home via his jetpack]
- Mom: [In garage, fixing the bottom of the family car] Oo.
- Mom: [Pulls out] Jimmy. Is that you, dear?
- Jimmy: [Outside, approaching to his lab; Pulling his piece of hair out] Yeah, mom! I'll be in in a second!
- VOX: [Scans Jimmy's hair] DNA match confirmed. Welcome home, Jimmy.
- Jimmy: Eliminate school smell.
- [Blue amoura smell spreads over Jimmy]
- VOX: Normal odor restored.
- Jimmy: Thank you, VOX.
- VOX: You're welcome.
- VOX: [as Jimmy uses the very short password access the tube] Warning. Entry tube closed for maintenance.
- Jimmy: [Falls down the access tube] Wa-aaaa-agh!
- [Thuds]
- Jimmy: [offscreen] Thank you, VOX.
- VOX: You're welcome.
- Jimmy: [takes a note from the Neutron's fridge in the kitchen; reading] "Dear son/daughter..."
- Jimmy: [outside; reading] "We' 'ha've gone to Florida for an extended vacation."
- Carl: [reads] "Love, your parents."
- Sheen: Yeah. My parents went to Florida too.
- Jimmy: That's weird. From the look of it...
- Jimmy: [seeing that the kids is looking for their parents with a note on each] I'd say a lot of parents are gone.
- Carl: Wha- If- I- Did they all go to Florida?
- Sheen: Maybe they went to get juice or something?
- Carl: I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.
- Ooblar: [enters the palace with King Goobot] Right this way, sire.
- King Goobot: [smacks his lips] Ooblar, these humans look so scrawny. Hardly very appetizing. Are you sure they're yummy?
- Ooblar: I assure you, my slimy sovereign. Poultra will be quite pleased. Humans are mostly water, work a crunchy bony center. Think nuts and chews.
- Nick: We didn't even get our one phone call.
- Jimmy: [brainstormed a idea] That's it!
- Jimmy: [through a prison cell] Libby, let me see your cell phone.
- Libby: Okay, but I don't think my service plan covers anything outside our solar system.
- Libby: [gives Jimmy her cell phone] Who're you calling?
- Jimmy: [dialing Goddard with the "555-4633"] A friend of mine.
- Ultra Lord: Do you promise to use your powers for good and not evil?
- Sheen: Yes, yes, UltraLord.
- Ultra Lord: Now, counterpart, take this UltraMask... and lead the fight for justice!
- Sheen: I will!
- Ultra Lord: Is this kid with anyone?