Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2000 Video)
Michele Lee: Cousin Mel
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Quotes
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Cousin Mel : All you have to do is sign.
Grandpa Spankenheimer : Sing?
Cousin Mel : No, sign.
Grandpa Spankenheimer : Fine.
Cousin Mel : So sign.
Grandpa Spankenheimer : I'd rather sing.
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Cousin Mel : You're a fruitcake!
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Grandma Spankenheimer : We make enough money.
Cousin Mel : Enough? Enough is never enough.
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Cousin Mel : In case you haven't noticed, Frank, your son suffers a dreaded affliction.
Frank Spankenheimer : What affliction?
Cousin Mel : The Santa-Claus-is-real syndrome. He shows all the signs. Making lists to Santa, checking them twice, good behavior, falling asleep before midnight, I figure he gets it from his grandmother.
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Jake Spankenheimer : You saw it, didn't you, Grandpa?
Grandpa Spankenheimer : I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy watching Grandma get hit by Santa's sleigh. What a sight, sleigh comes out of nowhere, Grandma takes a header into the snowbank, sleigh vanishes, like the Ghost of Christmas Past.
Cousin Mel : And that's what's known as an advanced case of Santa-Claus-is-real syndrome.