Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000–2024)
Cheryl Hines: Cheryl David, Cheryl
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Quotes
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Cheryl : [Larry discusses becoming a restaurant host] I thought you didn't like talking to people.
Larry David : I don't like talking to... to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with.
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[Cheryl is reading a draft of her renewed wedding vows to Larry]
Cheryl : "We'll love each other throughout this lifetime, but after death through all eternity."
Larry : You mean this is... this is continuing into the afterlife?
Cheryl : Yeah, that's the idea. Do you have a problem with that?
Larry : Well, I... I thought this was over at death. I didn't know we went into eternity together. Isn't that what it said in... "'til death do us part, " I thought it was...
Cheryl : Do you have a problem with eternity?
Larry : Well...
Cheryl : We finally found each other, Larry, and we're celebrating this for all eternity.
Larry : I guess I had a different plan for eternity. I thought... I thought I'd be single again.
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Restaraunt Chef : [Larry hires a chef who has Tourette's Syndrome] Fuckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch!
[the restaurant suddenly turns silent]
Larry David : [Remembering seeing some high school students support a kid with cancer] Maybe one day I'll get a chance to do something good for somebody like that.
Larry David : [Aloud] Scum-sucking motherfucking whore!
Jeff Greene : Cock! Cock! Jism! Grandma! Cock!
Michael York : Bum! Fuck, turd, fart... cunt, piss, shit, bugger and balls!
Restaurant Manager : Dammit... hell... crap... ssssssshit!
Cheryl : Ya goddamn motherfuckin' bitch!
Susie Greene : [Thinking Cheryl is yelling at her] Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!
Cheryl's Dad : Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.
Richard Lewis : Pussy pig fucker!
Jeff Greene's Dad : Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O!
[Everyone in the restaurant is now laughing hysterically]
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[after leaving a terrible dinner party]
Larry : What's the level of anger here? What am I dealing with?
Cheryl : Well, I'd have to say at least an 8.7.
Larry : 8.7? That's not that bad. I thought it would be at least a 9.
Cheryl : It was a 9. Then you broke that lamp, and the crazy woman screamed at you, and it got you some pity points.
Larry : Pity points. That's fabulous, I love pity points. But how can I get to a 7? I know a 6 is out of the question, but is there any way I can get to a 7?
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Cheryl : Okay, you know what? I think my friend Julie was just saying that the Beverly Park Country Club might be taking new members.
Susie Greene : Ah, eh...
Larry : It's... pretty.
Cheryl : I think they're taking new members, and it's a beautiful country club...
Susie Greene : All right, look, I don't want to offend you, but there's like three fuckin' Jews in the whole club, okay? It's not for us. It's WASP, WASP, Republican city...
Cheryl : Okay, you know what? I fit in with you guys all the time, for years I've been going to your thing, so...
Larry : How am I even gonna get by in the interview?
Susie Greene : [points at Larry] This one would stick out like a sore fuckin' thumb, this Jewface over here.
Larry : Oh, I'm more of a Jewface than *you*?
Susie Greene : Hey, fuck you, Larry, okay? I didn't get us into this predicament!
Larry : I'm much more gentiley than you are!
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[repeated line]
Cheryl : Why would you do that?
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[Larry has just offended a rabbi]
Nat David : He doesn't know what he's doing.
Cheryl's Mom : He really doesn't.
Cheryl : No, he's...
Larry : What do they say in The Bible? "He knows not... whereof he... "
Rabbi : Don't try, don't try to quote The Bible.
Larry : "... he speaks not?... "
Rabbi : Just, just don't try...
Larry : "... forked tongue?... He knows not whereof he... whence he speaks?... "
Cheryl's Mom : Okay!
Nat David : Larry... if you could be quiet.
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Cheryl : Hi, Wandering Bear.
Wandering Bear : Hello. How is... your vagina?
Cheryl : It's... getting better.
Wandering Bear : Good!
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Larry David : Have you ever played telephone before? You don't even know how to play telephone, do you?
Cheryl : I *do* know how to play telephone.
Larry David : Oh, do you?
Cheryl : Yeah, but I usually play the "G" version. It's usually something like, "Susie lives down the lane."
Larry David : The kid didn't say "Susie lives down the lane," he said "I love tits!"