The Scarecrow (2000)

David Llewellyn: Wooden

Quotes 

• Grisham : [Feathertop has just foiled Grisham's plans]  Humiliation! Again!

  [he throws a train set against a wall in rage] 

  Grisham : I'm gonna do a bad, BAD THING!

  Wooden : Now, sir, I'm sure Miss Polly...

  Grisham : [furious]  Shut-- Polly... will never leave... *alive*!

  Wooden : [horrified]  Oh, no...

  Grisham : But how? How? I'm open to ideas, Woody!

  [he sees Woody isn't there and runs outside to see Woody escaping] 

  Grisham : WOODY!

  [he sees Woody is driving towards a tall bridge] 

  Grisham : That's it! The bridge is the *only road out of town*!

• Wooden : Count Grisham would like to see you Ms Polly

  Polly : Ugh I'm never gonna marry him. You can tell him that.

• Wooden : I'm sorry master Feathertop,but Count Grisham would like to see you.

  Scarecrow : You know I'd love to but I have a very big day tomorrow. On henchmen Guys can we talk about it.

• Wooden : Count Grisham is hosting a dancing contest tomorrow night and all of you is invited. The winner will receive 52 pieces of silver. There is one rule however. Couples only

  Polly : This is perfect all I have to do is find a partner

  Max : Scarecrow you do not ask Polly to be your partner.

  Polly : You want me to be your partner

  Max : I give up

  Polly : That's hmm there is one thing.

• Polly : You know half a brain he has he would learn to think by now haha admit it

  Polly : Honestly Wooden how can you work for him

  Wooden : It's very complicated Miss Polly