Tricks of the Trade (1968)
Jonathan East: Fred Claret
Quotes
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Stud Perkins : Where you from?
Fred Claret : I beg your pardon?
Stud Perkins : I said "where you from"?
Fred Claret : Manhattan.
Marcy Perkins : We thought you were a tourist.
Fred Claret : No. I was born here in New York City.
Marcy Perkins : [to Stud] Okay, baby. You owe me five bucks.
Stud Perkins : I'll give it you ya later.
Marcy Perkins : You always say that. I want it now!
Stud Perkins : Jesus! Okay, here!
[places a $5 note on the bar counter]
Marcy Perkins : [to Fred] I won. He always gets mad when I win.
Fred Claret : What you win?
Marcy Perkins : The bet about you when you walked in. Stud and I always bet on people when they come into this bar. He bet you were a tourist and I bet you were a New Yorker. You see, what confused us is that you looked like you didn't know your way around.
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[first lines]
Salina Claret : Hand me the soap.
Fred Claret : Get it yourself.
Salina Claret : Please, Fred.
Fred Claret : Reach for it
[she reaches as he holds the bar of soap away]
Fred Claret : You taste of soap.
Salina Claret : Well, what do you expect in the bathroom?
Fred Claret : I don't like the taste of soap.
Salina Claret : Scratch my back.
Fred Claret : Where?
Salina Claret : Right here, in the center
[he does]
Salina Claret : Oh, that feels good.
Fred Claret : You've got a blackhead here.
Salina Claret : [giddy] Get it out, Dr. Claret.
Fred Claret : Bend over, Nurse Salina