Lance Crouther credited as playing...
Pootie Tang
- Pootie Tang: See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
- Pootie Tang: Cole me on the panny sty.
- Bob Costas: ...I'm sorry. What was that?
- Pootie Tang: Cole - Cole me on the panny sty.
- Bob Costas: What the hell are you talking about?
- Pootie Tang: ...Cole me down on the panny sty?
- Bob Costas: Oh, cole me down on the panny sty! All right!
- Dirty Dee: Pootie Tang! I come to call you out, maggoty eatin' *bitch*!
- Pootie Tang: Ain't come one, but many tine tanies!