A Muppet Family Christmas (1987 TV Movie)
Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Boober Fraggle, Zoot, Beauregard, Uncle Travelling Matt
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Quotes
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Kermit : Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming?
Fozzie Bear : Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.
Gonzo : Well, good, 'cause she's in for a beauty.
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : Oh, look. There's Rowlf when he was just a wee puppy.
Rowlf : Not so wee. I was paper-trained.
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Gonzo : [talking to the Turkey on the porch] Listen, you're in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now take a walk, fly south for the winter, anything!
Turkey : I was in-*vited* for Christmas by some guy who spoke Swedish!
Gonzo : [mumbling] Oh, brother.
Turkey : He had a white chef's hat on; sounds like a nice vacation.
Gonzo : [nodding] Mm-hm, mm-hm, listen, that guy *is* a chef. Don't you realize it could be *very* dangerous place for turkeys around here?
Turkey : Not to worry, I'm a survivor. Now where's my room?
Gonzo : If you're not careful, it'll be in the oven.
Turkey : So long, bucko.
[panting as he heads back inside]
Gonzo : See you at dinner.
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Emily 'Ma' Bear : I'm afraid we're running out of room. Two of you will have to sleep on hangers on a hook on the wall.
Gonzo : What a fabulous idea!
Animal : Love hanger! Love hanger!
[laughs]
Floyd : That's the only way Animal ever sleeps, ma'am.
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Gonzo : What a handsome little devil I was.
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Beauregard : Ooh, going to be lots of snow for me to shovel tomorrow.
Kermit : It's getting worse and worse out there.
Beauregard : Aren't you glad you're in here all warm and toasty?
Kermit : I just wish Miss Piggy were.
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Fozzie Bear : Guys, this is the best idea we've had in years. Christmas at my mother's farm.
Kermit : That was great, Fozzie, but don't you think we should've called your mother to let her know we were coming?
Fozzie Bear : Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.
Gonzo : Good thing. She's in for beauty.
Animal : SURPRISE! SURPRISE!