Rat Race (2001)

Jenica Bergere: Hotel Clerk

Quotes 

• [a hotel employee hands Nick Schaffer his bill] 

  Nick Schaffer : What's this $110?

  Hotel Clerk : Those are your in-room movies.

  Nick Schaffer : No, I didn't watch any movies.

  Hotel Clerk : Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.

  Nick Schaffer : Afro Whores?

  Hotel Clerk : You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.

  Nick Schaffer : No, no, no...

  Hotel Clerk : Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores, 4 o'clock. Afro Whores, 5:30. It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes and then switched back over to Afro Whores.

  Nick Schaffer : I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.

  Hotel Clerk : This is not a record, sir.

  Nick Schaffer : It... It's a delete.

  Hotel Clerk : Okay, fine. How many times *did* you watch it?

  Nick Schaffer : None! I didn't watch it!

  Hotel Clerk : Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters... "

  Nick Schaffer : [screaming]  I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it!

  [hotel clerk raises her eyebrows] 

  Nick Schaffer : I didn't.