Corky Romano (2001)

Chris Kattan: Corky Romano

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Quotes 

• Corky : I never thought I'd live to see the day that an FBI agent would be peddling smack.

  Agent Brick Davis : Don't act so surprised. J. Edgar Hoover used to wear a dress.

  Corky : Just tell me why, Brick.

  Agent Brick Davis : I don't know. I suppose it made him feel sexy.

  Corky : Not Hoover, You.

• Corky : You guys want some cookies?

• [after setting off an airport metal detector] 

  Corky : I'm just a little wired.

  [Nervous chuckle] 

  Corky : Ahh, I'm mean wired as in jumpy, not as in there's a concealed wire in my crotch.

• Corky : Howdy.

  Skinhead : [holds up gun]  Whadya want bitch?

  Corky : I was wondering if I could purchase some heroin and then we could go out and do some hate crimes and stuff.

  [skinhead rips off Corky's shirt reveiling his wire] 

  Corky : Ahhhhh.

• Agent Brick Davis : You do speak Manderain, don't you?

  Corky : Oh yes. I just didn't understand your accent. See, I was taught by an up scale family, su su sudio.

• Leo : Who's this guy?

  Corky : That's Brick Davis

  Peter : Is he the guy with the muscular thighs and the nice tan?

  [All look at him] 

  Peter : What?

• Corky : I should buy a boat.

• Corky : [to dog]  Gimme the coke. Gimme the cocaine boy.

• Dexter, Computer Hacker : What should his name be?

  Peter : I don't care what you call him pissant. Just get it done.

  Corky : Oh, for my résumé I'm really good with animals.

• Corky : It's funny 'cause it's true.