Six Feet Under (2001–2005)
Mathew St. Patrick: Keith Charles
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Quotes
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Officer Keith Charles : [talking to David about marriage] You're in my will, I'm in yours. We basically are married, even if the law refuses to recognize it. But then again, I refuse to recognize most of the Bush Administration. I guess it all evens out.
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Celeste : You ever been with a woman?
Officer Keith Charles : Of course.
Celeste : I don't get fucked in the ass.
Officer Keith Charles : That makes one of us.