Goof Troop Christmas (1992 TV Short)

Bill Farmer: Goofy

Quotes 

• Max Goof : [while helping Goofy decorate]  Dad, I'm freezing my tinsel off!

  Goofy : Don't worry, Max. Almost done.

  Max Goof : That's what you said an hour ago.

• Goofy : Hmm. Well, there is somethin' Max and me used to do to get in the holiday spirit.

  Max Goof : No, Dad! Not the Reindeer dance!

• Max Goof : Uh, let's not overdo it this time, Dad. What do you say?

  Goofy : Shucks, this is the perfect time of year to overdo it!

• [Pete and Goofy run out of the kitchen] 

  Pete : [flipped out]  There's a bear in there!

  Goofy : Don't worry. As soon as he eats all the food, he'll go away.

  Pete : Oh, good.

  [pause] 

  Pete : [whimpering]  ALL the food?

• Goofy : What's the matter, grumpy gus?

  Max Goof : Ah, Dad, every year, we do the same thing, right? Put up a ton of stuff and burn the turkey.

  Goofy : Yep, just like the good old days, like when you invented the Reindeer Dance, remember?

  Max Goof : I was 5 years old, okay? Legally stupid!

• [Pete is about to go to sleep, but soon hears someone singing outside] 

  Goofy : [singing]  Weee wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas. We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year!

  Pete : Whoever that is, I'm gonna teach him the meaning of Silent Night.

  [opens his window] 

  Pete : Hey, you! Shut up! This ain't no Osmond Special!

• [everyone is distracted when Goofy, and a reluctant Max, perform the Reindeer Dance and the pressure cooker explodes, damaging the cabin and splattering cranberry all over the room] 

  Pete : [furious]  Listen, you cabin-crunchin', carol-croonin', Kris Kringle-crushin' jingle bell! I've had it with your dumb decorations and your stupid dances, SEE?

  Goofy : Gawrsh.

  Pete : Now you've finally done it! You've ruined Christmas for everyone! EVEN YOUR OWN DUMB KID!

  Goofy : Really, Max?

  [Max sadly remains silent] 

  Goofy : [greatly hurt]  Sorta stuffy in here. Think I'll go get some fresh air. Don't wait up.

  [taking Waffles with him, a heartbroken Goofy steps out into the blizzard] 

• Max Goof : You okay, Dad?

  Goofy : No. It's getting harder and harder to make Christmas special for you, Max.

  Max Goof : Like when I was a kid, huh?

  Goofy : Exactly.

  Max Goof : Well, I'm growing up, Dad. But I still love Christmas and I still love you.

• [after performing the Reindeer Dance, Goofy, Max, Pete's family, and the bear gather around a fire with the families singing Silent Night] 

  Goofy : Merry Christmas, Max.

  Max Goof : You too, Dad.