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Poor, in either the softcore or hardcore version
lor_30 June 2010
This incompetent porn film has been revived for a new generation in competing versions by Something Weird and Alpha Blue Archives. Both are of very poor quality, as was evidently the original film.

Behind the scratchy green lines and "what was that?" frequent splices, the surviving prints of "Bad, Bad, Gang!" betray a moronic sensibility. I watched many, many biker films at the drive-in during the '70s, but didn't realize that pornographers were laughably attempting to emulate this stilted genre.

As our quartet of two couples heads to Lake Shangri-la by the Garden of Eden campsite, the camera zooms in & out on objects that display their mainly biblical names: Eve, Kane (sic), Able (sic) and Jane. Mean bikers accost them, rape the women (sort of) and then various couplings including lesbian trysts and a threesome fill out the running time. The improvised dialog is idiotic, action scenes inept, and plot progression thrown out the window early on. Familiar faces like Rene Bond (underused here), her paramour Ric Lutze (embarrassing) and Suzanne Fields (giving out b.j.'s at will) are along for the ride.

Something Weird presents a hardcore version clocking at 56 minutes on Vol. 7 of its Dragon Art Theatre series, including fellatio and a succession of money shots. The print used by Alpha Blue Archives runs 54 minutes and is strictly softcore, even featuring different angles, as the film was evidently originally edited both ways for different theatrical playoff markets. I watched SWV first and was appalled at the shredded ending, where so much is missing that the action & resolution is incomprehensible. ABA trumps this by omitting the ending entirely, retaining only a single closeup of the chubby leader of the Cobras gang. Either way it's crap.

Library music score is atrocious even by the standards of these 1-day wonders, incongruously playing songs like "It's Just Impossible," "Amazing Grace" (!) and "Wives and Lovers". Camera-work would get anybody booted out of the union, if these untalented birds could ever qualify for union work in the first place. I've also seen the unpoetical director John Donne's other hardcore opus "Shot on Location," another stinker. He cranked out a number of softcore films in 1969, but apparently couldn't survive the awkward transition to the hard stuff.
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8/10
Greasy bikers on a wild carnal rampage
Woodyanders16 May 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Two couples go to a campsite for a wanton weekend of fun, sun, and sex. Things turn sour after the quartet run afoul of a vicious gang of bikers called the Cobras.

Well, that's about it for the skimpy plot, but fortunately director Donn Greer really delivers the sleazy goods something sweet: We've got two sizzling girl/girl make-out sessions, fellatio, a raw seamy tone, pot smoking, cunnilingus, oodles of tasty bare skin, scuzzy rapist biker scum, aggressive motorcycle mamas, and plenty of sordid copulation. Moreover, there's also pretty California sylvan scenery, a film library score that includes everything from sappy instrumentals of stuff like "Wives and Lovers" to gritty fuzztone guitar-grinding rock, and rough cinematography complete with clunky pans and queasy zoom-in close-ups. This perfectly fetid flick further benefits from the smoldering presences of several hot babes: The ever-adorable Rene Bond, busty brunette Andy Bellamy, slinky Suzanne Fields, and slender blonde fox Nancy Martin. A satisfyingly sloppy sliver of 70's sleaze.
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Bland and Boring Softcore
Michael_Elliott10 July 2017
Bad, Bad, Gang! (1972)

* (out of 4)

A pair of couples (including Rene Bond and Ric Lutze) take the camper out looking for some rest and relaxation but instead they are attacked and raped by a brutal motorcycle gang.

Apparently this film is out there in at least three different versions. One is a hardcore version and then there appears to be two different softcore versions. I watched a softcore version clocking in at 61-minutes, which appears to be longer than the other two versions out there. I have a hard time imagining there is a "good" version of this anywhere out there.

Once again this is a rather cheap film that was probably filmed over a couple days. There are all sorts of problems with this including some really awful editing, although this might have been done to remove the hardcore scenes. The cinematography is pretty bland throughout and the sex scenes are all very boring. What's worse is the fact that you've got someone like Bond here, who I love to watch, and yet she's given very little to do and she can't even work her magic to bring any sort of entertainment.
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