John Toles-Bey nel ruolo di...
Mr. Pizzacoli
- Mr. Pizzacoli: [on delivering pizzas] A trained dolphin could do a better job than you two!
- Jesse: Yeah, but then the pizzas would get all wet.
- Zoltan: You gotta activate the...
- Space Nerds: Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam!
- Jesse: What?
- Mr. Pizzacoli: They said The Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam, YOU FOOL!
- Chester: Hurry, activate it, dude!
- [a small panel on the Transfunctioner reads "Photon Accelerator Annihilation Beam"]
- Chester: I think that's it, dude.
- Jesse: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
- Mr. Pizzacoli: [knocks on the door] Open up, you 2 slackers!
- Jesse and Chester: [quietly] Mr. Pizzacoli!
- Mr. Pizzacoli: You guys left work last night with 30 pizzas that didn't get delivered, and I want some answers!
- Jesse and Chester: [notice the undelivered pizzas around the house] Uh-oh.
- Mr. Pizzacoli: OPEN UP THIS DAMN DOOR!
- Chester: It's open!
- Jesse: OHHH!
- [he hits Chester]
- Chester: Look, a unicorn!
- [Mr. Pizzacoli looks]
- Mr. Pizzacoli: A unicorn?
- Chester: Sorry, I guess it was just a regular horse.
- Mr. Pizzacoli: I know you've been embezzelin' my pizzas, and I will catch you eventually. And when I do, I swear ta God, you will neva deliver pizzas in this town again!