Slackers (2002)

Joe Flaherty: Mr. Leonard

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• Mr. Leonard : Good afternoon, Mr. Dulles.

  Dave : Call me Jack.

  Mr. Leonard : But is says here your first name is Ethan?

  Dave : Nah, just call me Jack.

  Mr. Leonard : All right, Jack. If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?

  Dave : Hmmm, I'd have to say... slave to the freaky ass booty.

  Mr. Leonard : That's more then one word.