Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
Chia-Yung Liu: Wimp Lo
Quotes
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Wimp Lo : [indicates Chosen One] Who is that?
Student : [mouths silently for a few seconds] I don't know.
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[Chosen One kicks Wimp-Lo in the face. Wimp-Lo does a pose]
Wimp Lo : Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One : I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo : Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!
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Wimp Lo : I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
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[the intermission begins]
Master Betty : Go get some snacks, perhaps a carbonated soda!
Ling : I hope they have Icees!
Chosen One : I have chosen the large tub.
Wimp Lo : My nipples look like Milk Duds!
Master Tang : I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and it's non-dairy!
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Wimp Lo : I'm bleeding, making me the victor.
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Wimp Lo : If you've got an ass I'll kick it!
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Wimp Lo : Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
Chosen One : And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?
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Wimp Lo : My finger points.
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Wimp Lo : I rock. And roll. All day long. Sweet Suzy.
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Wimp Lo : Master! I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One!
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Wimp Lo : Knock, knock. Who's there? Your butt that's about to be kicked!
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Wimp Lo : Leap that wall, if you're so great!
