Gilmore Girls (2000–2007)
Jim Jansen: Reverend Archie Skinner
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Reverend : The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.
Rabbi : We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
Reverend : I laugh every time you say that.
Rabbi : I know. Funny is funny.
Taylor : Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.
Reverend : Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.
Rabbi : Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.
Reverend : Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?
Rabbi : Do you have a God phone, Taylor?
Taylor : Rabbi, please.
Reverend : What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?
Rabbi : Is he short, is he tall?
Reverend : Does he like to laugh?
Rabbi : Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of these Red Lobster commercials...