Ken Foree credited as playing...
Roger Rockmore
- Roger Rockmore: Do I look like a mechanic?
- Kel Kimble: Well, is a mechanic big, bald, and acrimonious?
- Roger Rockmore: Will you be quiet?
- Kel Kimble: Acrimonious!
- Roger Rockmore: [In a pouring rainstorm] That's it. I'm going outside to get the luggage!
- Sheryl Rockmore: [as he goes] Roger-what are you... no! Get BACK IN HERE! Get...
- Roger Rockmore: [Roger is struck by lightning]
- Sheryl Rockmore: ROGER! GET IN THE CAR! GET BACK IN THE CAR!
- Roger Rockmore: COME ON! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF BEING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING TWICE?
- [Is hit with more lightning]
- Sheryl Rockmore: Kenan, this trip means a lot to your father. I can't remember the last time I saw him so happy.
- Roger Rockmore: [Comes in and sees bags] More bags? This is ridiculous! This is gonna be the worst trip of my life!
- Kenan Rockmore: Yeah, he sure seems real happy.
- Kenan Rockmore: Okay, I was standing right here, and he was standing, over there.
- Roger Rockmore: Well maybe he had to get back to his castle, or slay a dragon!
- Kenan Rockmore: Daddy I'm telling the truth!
- Kel Kimble: I believe you, Kenan, even if you are lying.