Archie's Weird Mysteries (1999–2000)
Chris Lundquist: Jughead Jones
Quotes
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Jughead Jones : Why do houses burn down but paper burns up? If "he" is a "him", why isn't "she" a "shim"?
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Archie Andrews : You sat in front of that television for 12 hours?
Jughead Jones : That's why they call it a marathon.
Archie Andrews : No, that's why they call it the boob tube!
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Archie Andrews : One of us should get the girls to the car, while the other distracts the monster.
Jughead Jones : Good plan. See ya.
Archie Andrews : Wait! Aren't you going to volunteer to stay behind?
Jughead Jones : Sorry, I'm allergic to fur and having my legs ripped off.
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Jughead Jones : Bad mutated alligator!
