Misfit Patrol (1996)
Conrad Brooks: Officer Buford Murphy
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Quotes
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[Bryant and Murphy are shoveling horse manure at a stable after being reassigned when Bryant walks up to the rear end of a horse standing nearby]
Officer Dave Bryant : Hey, Murphy. Doesn't that remind you of the captain?
[the double entendre goes right past Murphy]
Officer Buford Murphy : What are you talking about? That's just the horse's buns.
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Captain Cook : I have had it up to here with you dimwits! As of now, I'm having you reassigned immediately.
Officer Buford Murphy : Captain, with that in mind, may I have a request for a transfer to the beach patrol?
[Captain Cook looks as if he is about to explode when he leans in towards Murphy]
Captain Cook : [quietly] Murphy... get out.
Officer Buford Murphy : Huh? I didn't get that.
Captain Cook : [shouting very loud] GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!