Leisure Suit Larry: Love for Sail! (1996 Video Game)

Neil Ross: Narrator, Mr. Boning, Rod, Male Ship's Announcer

Quotes 

• [choosing the game-play option "pick-up line"] 

  Larry Laffer : Hey there. My name is, uh... Bill Gates.

  Nailmi Jugg : Nah, couldn't be. You look too geeky.

  Narrator : Slam. Dunk. Score!

• Narrator : You love the feel of a good beaver, don't you Larry?

• Narrator : [breaks character in shock]  I can't read that! Al, what are you asking me to do here? I can't...

  Al Lowe : You gotta read it! Come on!

  Narrator : I have standards!

  Al Lowe : Standards? If you had standards, you wouldn't be here!

• Narrator : Larry, a penis is a terrible thing to waste.

• [repeated lines] 

  Larry Laffer : Well, that's good.

  Narrator : Not THAT good.

• [clicking "eat" on the bean dip for the second time] 

  Narrator : You know, they only put 239 beans in that bowl of dip.

  Larry Laffer : Oh really, why?

  Narrator : Because any more and it would be too farty.

  [drum fill] 

  Larry Laffer : Sounds like a Mark Seibert joke.

• [Larry recognizes Rod the balloon man as the annoying fellow, who appeared in most of the previous Leisure Suit Larry games as a pun on Ken Williams] 

  Larry Laffer : Hey, I recognize you!

  Rod : Have we met?

  Larry Laffer : Yeah, you're that guy from the bar in Larry 1!

  Rod : Am not.

  Larry Laffer : Yeah, and you were that psycho barber on the airplane in Larry 2.

  Rod : Was not.

  Larry Laffer : And you were Chief Kenneewauwau on Nontoonyt Island in Larry 3.

  Rod : Was not.

  Larry Laffer : And you hid all the floppy disks from Larry 4!

  Rod : Did not.

  Larry Laffer : Yeah, and in Larry 5 you were that geek on the boardwalk!

  Rod : Was not.

  Larry Laffer : Yeah, and in Larry 6 you were in the pool, floating on that inflatable pussy. How was that?

  Rod : No, not me.