Kris Marshall: Eamon Manley
Quotes
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Ma : So, you are not a homosexual?
Eamon Manley : Ma!
Ma : Because Mrs. Riordan up at the spa, now her son is a homosexual, and he is a very nice lad. I'll just ask them to see... maybe on Thursday...
Eamon Manley : I'm not a homosexual, Ma.
Ma : Well, what *is* the matter with you, son?
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Eamon Manley : It's not like that with Rosie. I'd die for her.
Ma : Oh, that's right, Eamon. She'll like you that much better Whenever you're dead and lying in one of her coffins.
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Eamon Manley : I don't think I like women anymore, Mammy. I'm going to be homosexual. I'm scared, Ma. I'm like the king who touched anything and it turned to gold. I breathe and women get pregnant.
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Father Mernaghan : [leaning out of the confessional box for air, shouting] Jesus, God!
Eamon Manley : [also looking out from confessional box, whispering] Is it bad, father?
Father Mernaghan : [after some hemming and hawing] We live in interesting times, Eamon. Our women need babies, our men with no noodles. The church will not abide artificial insemination.
Eamon Manley : You mean you don't mind?
Father Mernaghan : The way I see it, Eamon, you are the the lesser of two evils.
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Father Mernaghan : Well Eamon, as the big man says, "Go forth and multiply." I have to go and tend to me own children.
Eamon Manley : Don't you mean your flock, father?
Father Mernaghan : I know what I said, Eamon.
