New Waterford Girl (1999)

Nicholas Campbell: Frances Pottie

Quotes 

• Moonie Pottie : Why can't I just be alone?

  Francis Pottie : [angry; points up the stairs]  All right, Mooney, go to your room!

  Moonie Pottie : I don't have a room! I sleep in the hall, remember?

• Felix Pottie : [as they wait outside their occupied bathroom]  What did you dream about, dad?

  Francis Pottie : I dreamed I had somewhere to piss.

• Francis Pottie : You can't even be normal in a town THIS size!

  Moonie Pottie : ...I'm normal.

• Francis Pottie : [about Moonie possibly being pregnant]  It was Cecil-goddamn-Sweeney, that's who!

  [Francis pulls down Moonie's bedroom curtains and then storms out of the room. Moonie looks on in embarrassment] 

  Lexter Pottie : JESUS!

  Betty-Anne Pottie : Is it really Cecil Sweeney?

  Lexter Pottie : I at least thought it would've been one of you two!

  Betty-Anne Pottie : Frig off!

  [pushes her older brother] 

  Darlene Pottie : Hey, I'm above the waist!

  Lexter Pottie : Yeah, right!

• Cecil Sweeney : It's time everyone knew the truth, eh?

  Moonie Pottie : [confused]  wha...?

  Cecil Sweeney : [Cecil is pretending to be her boyfriend as a scheme to get her sent to Antigonish where she can escape to art school in New York]  You gonna kiss me like a hero or what?

  [Moonie smiles, shrugs and passionately kisses him] 

  Francis Pottie : [looking disgusted]  Mary Mother of God.

• Francis Pottie : Look, we all had dreams, ya know! What, do you think we just woke up one morning with five kids appearing from nowhere?