American Desi (2001)

Eric Axen: Eric Berger

Quotes 

• Eric : I'm hungry. Did your mom give you some of her spicy balls?

  Krishna : Don't ever say "spicy balls" and "your mom" in the same sentence.

• Krishna : They've decided to try this new policy by housing people by major. It's kinda like when we were in kindergarten.

  [Picks up a picture and tosses it at Eric] 

  Krishna : Remember that, eh? When they grouped us by animals? You're gonna sit at the giraffe table, and-and you're gonna sit at the kangaroo table... Ever notice how every dumb kid always sat at the otter table? Every dumb ass I ever met always say at the otter table. I think they were trying to be nice by not calling them dumb to their face, you know?

  Eric : Hey! I sat at the otter table!

• Eric : Mr. Reddy, so good to see you again!

  Uncle Reddy : Good to see you too. Best of luck in college too.

  [Takes out a $20 bill from his breast pocket and gives it to Eric; a cash register rings] 

  Eric : All right.

• [Eric and Krishna are in the car. Krishna turns on the car and Hindi music begins to play] 

  Krishna : Oh man!

  Eric : Dude, is that the new one from Third Eye Blind?

• Eric : Hey Kris, you know that ceremony that your mom performed?

  Krishna : Don't ask me anything about it. I just wait there 'til she finishes.

  Eric : She was blessing us right? We're not married or anything?

  Krishna : What?

  Eric : It's just that I saw this documentary on the Discovery Channel, and it said that the dot was a symbol of marriage.

  Krishna : Look man, whatever it means, If I were you, I'd wipe that shit off your forehead before you start attracting Hari Krishnas or something.

• Krishna : This place smells worse than my house!

  Eric : You've only been there a couple of hours, how bad can it be?

  Krishna : How bad can it be? Well let's see, Bachelor #1, who hasn't shut up since I got here, thinks we're some long-lost brothers from the old country. Bachelor #2 has managed to permanently stink up the place with his mother's cooking. And Bachelor #3, get this, thinks he's some reincarnation of M.C. Hammer.