This is the actual sales pitch for this movie: "The fate of the entire hotel industry is at stake. A group of evil black ninjas has threatened to insinuate themselves into the industry, take over, and transform the operation into something unspeakable."
One part of this movie is 1984's Mixed Up, which was directed by Chow Chun-Gaai, and is about three hotel switchboard operators saving the life of their rich boss. The rest is purple ninjas, hopping vampires and whatever other footage Godfrey had lying around that day.
I would say that watching this movie is like someone switching channels during a commercial and you end up missing a bunch of the movie you really wanted to watch, but that would make you think that this movie has some semblance of coherent storytelling.
This is the kind of movie where a giant pig is launched off the roof of a hotel and lands on an old man and his wife, killing them both. Then a vampire emerges from the dead hog. If you can get with that, you can get with this movie that never even tries to make sense.
Can virgin piss kill a vampire? Why do the zombies have rubbery arms? Are you ready for music cues from Mad Max, The Road Warrior, The Addams Family and Phantasm? Do you want to watch a vampire get way too fresh with a lady ninja in a bikini?
The answers are maybe, I don't know, totally and yes.
One part of this movie is 1984's Mixed Up, which was directed by Chow Chun-Gaai, and is about three hotel switchboard operators saving the life of their rich boss. The rest is purple ninjas, hopping vampires and whatever other footage Godfrey had lying around that day.
I would say that watching this movie is like someone switching channels during a commercial and you end up missing a bunch of the movie you really wanted to watch, but that would make you think that this movie has some semblance of coherent storytelling.
This is the kind of movie where a giant pig is launched off the roof of a hotel and lands on an old man and his wife, killing them both. Then a vampire emerges from the dead hog. If you can get with that, you can get with this movie that never even tries to make sense.
Can virgin piss kill a vampire? Why do the zombies have rubbery arms? Are you ready for music cues from Mad Max, The Road Warrior, The Addams Family and Phantasm? Do you want to watch a vampire get way too fresh with a lady ninja in a bikini?
The answers are maybe, I don't know, totally and yes.