The Mystery of Men (1999 TV Movie)
Neil Pearson: Julian Wyatt
Quotes
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[Wayne has been screwing Julian's wife Susy when he was supposed to have been building a conservatory for Julian]
Julian Wyatt : [to Wayne] If you give enough chimpanzees enough wood and glass, eventually one of them will build a conservatory. If only the same could be said of you, Wayne, you muscle-bound twat. I don't have to discuss my domestic affairs with you, even if you *are* the luckless sod who's been screwing my wife - most recently. If that cow wants to talk to me, put a halter on her and bring her round here.