Mission Hill (1999–2002)

Wallace Langham: Andy French

Quotes 

• Andy French : Drinking shows a real commitment to becoming a cooler person.

  Kevin French : Can you buy something here for me? I want to have something to drink at the party.

  Andy French : Sure.

  [Kevin grabs a bottle] 

  Andy French : That's hair gel.

  [grabs another] 

  Andy French : That's shampoo.

  [grabs another] 

  Andy French : That's mouthwash.

• Kevin French : I hope you're not like this during the parent/teacher interviews.

  Andy French : Hello! Andy French. Couldn't care less about your future.

  Kevin French : Mom and Dad said you have to do everything that they do.

  Andy French : You don't live with Mom and Dad any more. I paid the electricity bill and I don't get a present.

  [lights begin to flicker on and off] 

• Kevin French : Mom and Dad would like to talk to you.

  Andy French : Hi, Mom!

  Mrs. French : Andy. What's this I hear about you emotionally abusing Kevin?

• Andy French : Mom! I can't go changing my life just because Kevin is here. I have plans.

  Kevin French : Mom! Andy's sitting on the couch drinking with Jim.

  Jim Kuback : Hi, Mrs. F.

• Andy French : And don't think we forgot about you, Stogie!

  [dumps contents of can with Cyrillic writing into food dish] 

  Kevin French : Andy, are you sure this is dog food?

  Andy French : Well, it has a picture of a dog on it.

  [Stogie sniffs food and backs away, whimpering] 

• Kevin French : Andy, you did it. You won back your self-respect.

  Andy French : Which will last until tomorrow morning when I'm begging Ron for my job back.

• [Andy and Kevin are having dinner with Kevin's "girlfriend," Eunice "Weirdie" Eulmeyer"] 

  Andy French : Pass me the beans, Weirdie.

  Kevin French : What did you say?

  Andy French : [stammering]  Uh... I meant "Where de beans at, Weirdie? ...uh, beans at, Weirdie? ...beans at, Weirdie? ...beans at, Weirdie? ...beans at, Weirdie?" Help me...