As the title signals, we're in for hokum, a porn movie about that fakest of Adult Cinema gimmicks, namely squirting.
Directed by Buck Adams with zero sincerity and zero interest in the material, it's about Fallon as a would-be actress who won't let her boyfriend Tim f*ck her. In the opening scene she gives him a blow job but won't go all the way. Just to confuse me, Tim is played by Dan Cooper while the other lead Tim Ryan plays a guy named Reggie -making it needlessly difficult to match the obscure actors with their character' names (like 90% of porn the characters are not listed on screen).
Fallon's best friend Amanda Tyler, who is working on a forerunner of webcasting, in which she lucratively makes money via phone sex somehow simulcast (some sort of cable hookup) with visuals shot by her friend Reggie. It's a concept, as depicted here that's as fake as the squirting.
With very poor continuity, Fallon suddenly visits a doctor (poorly played by Jerry Butler who tries to keep a straight face). He examines her for her odd ability to squirt, and we have two scenes where Fallon squirts invisibly. Not the ridiculous fountains of Poland Spring fans later would see popularized by the likes of Jada Fire and Cytherea, but just a wet spot left near her pussy. To be stimulated enough to do her thing, she masturbates while watching Butler hump his nurse Desiree.
There's other silliness, notably Fallon and Dan Cooper at an acting workshop rehearsing a scene from "Romeo and Juliet", after which she has sex with him at last followed by a pretend squirt.
Utter swill.
Directed by Buck Adams with zero sincerity and zero interest in the material, it's about Fallon as a would-be actress who won't let her boyfriend Tim f*ck her. In the opening scene she gives him a blow job but won't go all the way. Just to confuse me, Tim is played by Dan Cooper while the other lead Tim Ryan plays a guy named Reggie -making it needlessly difficult to match the obscure actors with their character' names (like 90% of porn the characters are not listed on screen).
Fallon's best friend Amanda Tyler, who is working on a forerunner of webcasting, in which she lucratively makes money via phone sex somehow simulcast (some sort of cable hookup) with visuals shot by her friend Reggie. It's a concept, as depicted here that's as fake as the squirting.
With very poor continuity, Fallon suddenly visits a doctor (poorly played by Jerry Butler who tries to keep a straight face). He examines her for her odd ability to squirt, and we have two scenes where Fallon squirts invisibly. Not the ridiculous fountains of Poland Spring fans later would see popularized by the likes of Jada Fire and Cytherea, but just a wet spot left near her pussy. To be stimulated enough to do her thing, she masturbates while watching Butler hump his nurse Desiree.
There's other silliness, notably Fallon and Dan Cooper at an acting workshop rehearsing a scene from "Romeo and Juliet", after which she has sex with him at last followed by a pretend squirt.
Utter swill.