The Replacements (2000)

Brett Cullen: Eddie Martel

Quotes 

• Shane Falco : [Shane parks his truck at the stadium and sees several of the former Sentinels approaching his truck]  You gotta be kidding me. Come on Martel, I didn't park in your space.

  Eddie Martel : No, no. But unfortunately, you did park in La Mont's space. And he's not nearly as lenient as I am.

  Malcolm La Mont : On three fellas. One, two, three!

  [the former Sentinels tip over Shane's truck. Shane begins to walk away until Jamal and Andre step up] 

  Andre Jackson : We got this, we got this.

  Jamal Jackson : Y'all wanna put the car back?

  Eddie Martel : Gentlemen, this is none of your business.

  Andre Jackson : Shane's our business. We're the guards.

  Jamal Jackson : And we protect our quarterback.

  [the former Sentinels all crack up laughing] 

  Jamal Jackson : Oh, you got jokes. You got jokes. That's your ride right there, ain't it?

  [Jamal nods at a very expensive looking car] 

  Eddie Martel : Yeah.

  [Jamal whips out a pistol and shoots at the car, leaving six bullet holes in the windshield] 

  Eddie Martel : That's my windshield, you crazy mother...

  Jamal Jackson : Put the car back!

  Malcolm La Mont : Son of a bitch!

  Jamal Jackson : Son of a bitch? Oh, son of a bitch. Son of a bitch? Son of a bitch?

  [Jamal shoots the driver side window, shattering it] 

  Eddie Martel : Stop, stop, stop! Come on goddamn it, help me!

  [Sentinels shove Shane's truck back over] 

  Malcolm La Mont : You're gonna pay for that.

  Jamal Jackson : No I'm not. Stop messing with my man, and that includes his ride. Matter of fact, wax that muthafucka. Give it a tune up.

  [as if nothing has happened] 

  Jamal Jackson : Ya ready to go to practice Shane?

  Shane Falco : Yeah. Let's do that.

  Andre Jackson : What's that smell?

  Shane Falco : Wild yam.

  Andre Jackson : That's nice. That's nice.

• Eddie Martel : Nobody can beat Dallas with these losers!

  Shane Falco : [walks in]  I can.

• Eddie Martel : This doesn't change anything Falco! I'm still an All-Pro quarterback with two Superbowl rings. You'll never be anything more than a replacement player.

  Shane Falco : Yeah. Yeah, I can live with that.