Doug's 1st Movie (1999)

Fred Newman: Skeeter, Mr. Dink, Porkchop, Ned

Quotes 

• Mr. Bluff : [after the boys take Herman to the lake, Mr. Bluff runs through the agents]  Where is it?

  Skeeter : The monster's in the lake Mr. Bluff, 10 miles long and 5 miles wide. You're welcome to start looking.

  Mr. Bluff : [Enraged at having been overruled for good and all]  You! Well you two must be pretty smart. Well we'll see how smart you are when I get through with you. Because from now on, I will dedicate every waking hour to making the rest of your days, a living, writhing, pain-wracked nightmare.

  Beebe Bluff : Daddy, knock it off.

  Mr. Bluff : But sugar-pie. I was just trying...

  Beebe Bluff : Doug and Skeeter are my friends, such as they are, if you have something to tell them, please discuss it with me.

  Mr. Bluff : But Beebekins, honey I...

  Mayor Tippi Dink : Bill, I think you should discuss your pollution problems, with me.

  Mr. Bluff : Mayor Dink! Oh yes of course, certainly, certainly.

  Mayor Tippi Dink : Meanwhile, it's cold out here, shouldn't you kids be inside dancing?

  [spotlight shuts off and Bill goes away following Beebe] 

• Skeeter : No, Herman, bad. No drinking out of the toilet!, So, who do we tell first?

  Doug Funnie : Skeet, this is front-page headlines We're gonna be famous, We have to go right to the top!

• Skeeter : [sneaks out the backway of the dance to find out when the BluffCo truck is suppose to come to deliver Herman]  Excuse me Mr. Guard I'm expecting a delivery tonight from BluffCo.

  Security Guard : [checks his list]  Sorry son. No deliverys tonight.

  Skeeter : Are you sure there isn't a truck coming from BluffCo?

  Security Guard : Nope they made their deliverly hours ago.

  [Skeeter gasps realizing Herman is already there] 

• Principal White : Why aren't you boys dancing?

  Willie : You mean with a girl Dad?

  Boomer : I'm eating snakes.

  Ned : I have to go to the bathroom.