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Roland Rat: The Series

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[Bridge On the River Kwai sketch]
Roland Rat: So go and blow up that bridge.
Ross Davidson: What... What. That bridge?
Roland Rat: Yeah. Why not?
Ross Davidson: Because man it's a very, very busy bridge.
Roland Rat: Year?
Ross Davidson: It's in Staines. The number 68 bus goes along there.
Roland Rat: Oh. Don't be stupid. This is the Burmese jungle remember? Look. London Transport doesn't operate in jungles. London Transport hardly operates in London.
Ross Davidson: Oh year? Well what's that then?
[the number 68 bus goes across]
Errol: It's the number 68 bus.

[Tale of two Cities sketch]
Brian Blessed: I hope this has been worthwhile.
Roland: Of course it has Bri. You know you're middle aged. You've got a lot of pull.
Regie: Pull.
[Pulls the plank]
Regie: Done it.
Roland: Do you realise what you've just done Regie?
Regie: Cut his head off.
Roland: Yeah. You've just executed one of the major figures of the English stage.
[Tuts]
Roland: Perhaps we should have got Donald Sinden after all.

Roland: Right, Brian, all you do now is kneel down and put your head in the hole. Okay. And then we fade out. Yeeaahhh.
Brian Blessed: If I must. Like this?
Roland: Yes thank you Brian. Very nice, very nice. Yes. Ha-ha. So this is where I do me big speech. "So die, all enemies, of the revolution." Yeah. "The end". Ha-ha-ha.
Brian Blessed: Can I get up now?
Roland: No. Hold it for the fade out.
Brian Blessed: God I hope this has been worthwhile.
Roland: Of course it has Bri. You know you're a big draw with the middle aged. You'll got a lot of pull.
Regie: Pull.
[Plank comes down]
Regie: Done it.
Roland: Do you realize what you've just done Regie?
Regie: Cut his head off.
Roland: Yeah. You've just executed one of the major figures of the English stage
[tuts]
Roland: . Perhaps we should have got Donald Sinden after all. Ha-ha
[walks off in a hurry]
Roland: .

Darcey: Darcey De-Farcey's Secret of the Worlds Greatest Chefs. And there are still a few copies left you lucky people.
Errol: I thought you said that you had a warehouse full of them.
Darcey: Yes. Thank you Errol.
Errol: No one in their right minds would buy one of them.
Maureen: I brought one.
Errol: Exactly. I rest my case.

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By what name was Roland Rat: The Series (1985) officially released in Canada in English?