Jim Ross credited as playing...
Jim Ross
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: She shouldn't even be here right now, she should be in the back with Mr. McMahon, having fun.
- JR: How do you know that was fun?
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: What do you mean how would that be fun? You don't think that would be fun?
- JR: Well, he's not exactly my type, if you know what I mean...
- Vince McMahon: [J.R. is talking to Steve Austin on the phone and Mr. McMahon and the Corporation shows up]
- [to JR]
- Vince McMahon: Who are you talking to?
- JR: [covering up who he is really talking to] My cousin.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Christy won't go anywhere without Lita, of course Lita will go anywhere.
- JR: You can't prove that.