Roll, Thunder, Roll! (1949)

Lee Morgan: Happy Loomis

Quotes 

• [Red shows Happy the special barber scissors that he found at the scene of the crime] 

  Happy Loomis : Well, we better get on with the shave. You know, in all the years I've been barbering, only once have I cut a man real bad. Poor fella - he died. And now, there's going to be another. It won't hurt, Red. This razor's almighty sharp. Just one push...

  Red Ryder : You push and I'll pull... the trigger! That's a gun stickin' in your belly.

• [caught searching through drawers in Happy's barbershop, Red improvises and asks for a shave] 

  Happy Loomis : You don't need no shave.

  Red Ryder : [running his hand along his jaw]  Mostly here, Happy.

  Happy Loomis : I see. Gotta keep the old chin in shape to lead with it, huh?

• Happy Loomis : Of course, if El Conejo had have been hung, it sure woulda stopped whoever's making these raids from laying the blame on him.

  Ace Hanlon : Yeah, I guess you're right. And if Ryder turned him over to the marshal and locked him up, it'd mean the same thing. You can't put the blame on him while he's in jail.

  Happy Loomis : Well, I have a hunch that some of El Conejo's friends will bust him out of that jail, and then maybe, if there was someone who wanted it to look like El Conejo was... Say, listen to this... .

• Carol Loomis : Hello, Uncle.

  Happy Loomis : May I fix you up with a shave, Carol?

  Carol Loomis : [rubbing her cheek and jaw]  On now, I don't know. Got a special rate for your niece?