(1955)

Eddie Quillan: Eddie

Quotes 

  • Eddie : I'm going to follow that kid around until he grows up, and then I'm going to beat the tar out of him!

  • Eddie : [Wally has a large egg on his head from being hit with a baseball]  Now I sent Jr. for a new pane of glass.

    Wally : A pane of glass? That ain't gonna fix my head.

    Eddie : Well I'll fix it up for you, just like Mother used to fix my bumps. Now just sit right there and relax.

    [picks up a cement trowel] 

    Wally : What're you going to do with that?

    Eddie : In a couple of days you won't know anything happened.

    [presses the trowel against the egg and hits it several times, removes the trowel and the egg is gone] 

    Eddie : There you go, your head's as flat as it ever was.

  • Wally : That settles it, I'm going to buy a home of my own so I won't be bothered by pestly neighbors like you.

    Eddie : That's just what I'm going to do, I'm going to buy a home of my own so I don't have to live next door to scum of the earth like you.

    Wally : Scum? Who' you calling scum?

    Eddie : You, that's what you are, S-C-UM scum! That's you!

  • Eddie : I bought this house last week from the Fleeceum Realty Company.

    Wally : You must be dreaming, I bought the place from the same company and I can prove it.

    Eddie : Yeah you can prove it, go ahead.

    Wally : [dials the phone]  Hello? I wanna talk to Mr. Fleecem. say this is the Sheriff? Oh no! That Fleecum's a crook, he's wanted by the police all over the nation, he sold us both the same house, took the money and skipped out of town!

    Eddie : Possession is 9/10ths of the law and I'm staying here!

    Wally : Oh no you're not!

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