Keeping the Faith (2000)

Brian George: Paulie Chopra

Quotes 

• Indian Bartender : May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.

• Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : You're a Sikh, Catholic Muslim with Jewish in-laws?

  Indian Bartender : Yes. Yes. It gets very complicated. I'm reading Dianetics.

  Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Don't blame you.

• Indian Bartender : Um, let me get this straight. I am talking to a pries who went on a bender because his best friend, a rabbi, stole his girl.

  Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Right.

  Indian Bartender : Thank you. I want to thank you for telling me this story.

  Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Why?

  Indian Bartender : Because now I can retire.

• Indian Bartender : Let me guess. Your old lady got fed up because you're out here chasing the skirt so she took these little ones and left you.

  Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : It's a little more complicated than that.

  Indian Bartender : Sure it is. Everyone thinks his story is the one with a twist. Well let me tell you, I've heard just about everything there is to...

  [Brian unzips his jacket, revealing his priest's collar] 

  Indian Bartender : Holy shit.

  Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Exactly.

• Paulie Chopra : I would like to thank you for telling me that story.

  Father Brian Kilkenney Finn : Why?

  Paulie Chopra : Because now I have heard it all, and I can retire.

• Indian Bartender : I don't do penance, I do shots.