The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest (1997 TV Movie)

Tim Daly: Clark Kent, Superman

Quotes 

• [Superman uses x-ray vision to see that Batman is really Bruce Wayne] 

  Superman : Bruce Wayne!

  Batman : You peeked.

• Superman : Luthor's been lining all his buildings with lead. Blocks my X-ray vision.

  Batman : Well, there's always the direct approach.

  [Superman smashes through the wall. Batman approves] 

  Batman : You're learning.

• Superman : Thanks. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help.

  Batman : I'm aware of that.

• Superman : [after Batman throws Superman across the room with a judo throw, Superman knocks him onto a table]  I heard you were crazy, but I didn't think you were stupid.

• Clark Kent : Any sign of the comedian?

  Bruce Wayne : Three nights, and not so much as a green hair.

  Clark Kent : Of course, you have been dividing your time between work and Lois.

  Bruce Wayne : Is that a problem?

  Clark Kent : Let's just say I'm concerned. Your reputation is... dubious. In and out of costume.

  Bruce Wayne : Don't worry. I'm taking Lois quite seriously. Besides, it seems to me you had your chance.

• Lois Lane : Um, Superman.

  Superman : Yes?

  Lois Lane : Um, how can I put this: I was just thinking... it might be nice to see each other when I wasn't falling out a window or something. Not that I'm not grateful for all the times you've helped me, you understand.

  Superman : I understand.

  Lois Lane : You do?

• Clark Kent : So just keep your ears open. Let me know if you hear any buzz about The Joker.

  Bibbo : Sure thing, Mr. Kent. Eh, but, eh, which one? There's lots of jokers around here.

• [after realizing Batman has discovered his identity] 

  Clark Kent : Touché.

• Batman : It's ironic, you know. She likes Bruce Wayne and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.

  Superman : Too bad we can't mix-and-match.

• Lois Lane : Hey, Clark, keep Bruce company for a minute while I see the Chief, okay?

  Clark Kent : Uh, Lois...

  Lois Lane : Shh, don't be intimidated. Regale him with stories of

  [posh voice] 

  Lois Lane : the nightlife in Smallville.

• Clark Kent : [answers phone]  Hello?

  Lois Lane : Hi, it's me. I just wanted to let you know I'll be in late tomorrow morning. I'm having breakfast with Bruce.

  Clark Kent : Isn't that special.

  Lois Lane : Do I detect a note of disapproval?

  Clark Kent : You were the one who compared him to garbage.

  Lois Lane : Well, I was wrong. He's very thoughtful, romantic, and a lot deeper than the tabloids would have you believe.

  [Clark looks closer at his cape and sees a miniature bat-shaped tracking device planted on it] 

  Lois Lane : You'd be surprised.

  Clark Kent : Would I now?