The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest (1997 TV Movie)

Dana Delany: Lois Lane

Quotes 

• Lois Lane : How could you have lied to me like that?

  Bruce Wayne : Now I never actually said I wasn't Batman.

• Terrorist : Let's make an example of this hero.

  [shoves Lois into a seat, buckles her seat belt and pulls it tight] 

  Terrorist : A very tragic example, I'm afraid, Miss...?

  Lois Lane : Lane.

  Terrorist : Lane? Lois Lane? The one Superman always saves?

  Lois Lane : 'Fraid so.

• [to Clark Kent, about Bruce Wayne] 

  Lois Lane : I hear he's nothing but Gotham trash. Rich, spoiled...

  [sees Bruce Wayne disembarking from his jet] 

  Lois Lane : ... and absolutely gorgeous!

• Lois Lane : I'll get some iodine for that scrape. Burning, STINGING iodine.

• Lois Lane : Um, Superman.

  Superman : Yes?

  Lois Lane : Um, how can I put this: I was just thinking... it might be nice to see each other when I wasn't falling out a window or something. Not that I'm not grateful for all the times you've helped me, you understand.

  Superman : I understand.

  Lois Lane : You do?

• [Lois, kicking herself for asking Superman on a date, talks to herself] 

  Lois Lane : I understand, Lois. Really, you do? Yep, you're a complete moron. Why thank you, Superman, I think I'm a total loser, too. Jeez.

• Lois Lane : [to The Joker]  You sick, demented, murdering freak!

  Harley Quinn : [gasp]  How rude!

• [Batman and Lois Lane are pursued by a deadly robot] 

  Batman : How do I contact Superman?

  Lois Lane : He's out at sea!

  Batman : Never around when you need him.

• [Lois Lane discovers Bruce Wayne is Batman] 

  Lois Lane : So when were you going to tell me? The honeymoon?

• [Batman puts on his cowl, ready to leave. Lois Lane walks in] 

  Lois Lane : Oh, no.

  Batman : Has to be done.

  Lois Lane : I don't suppose a stern lecture on unnecessary risk-taking is going to sway you.

  Batman : Sorry.

  Lois Lane : I didn't think so. Just be...

  [Batman is gone] 

  Lois Lane : ... careful.

• Lois Lane : You want to know what really galls me? Besides the fact that the new man in my life is really two men? It's that I'm sitting on the hottest story of the year - "Batman Unmasked!" - and there's not a blessed thing I can do about it!

  Bruce Wayne : Then you really do love me.

• Lois Lane : [typing at her desk]  "... the Senator declined comment." Done.

  [Bruce appears and kisses her cheek] 

  Bruce Wayne : And not a moment too soon.

  Lois Lane : Bruce! When did you...?

  Bruce Wayne : About three paragraphs ago. I didn't want to disturb you.

• Lois Lane : Hey, Clark, keep Bruce company for a minute while I see the Chief, okay?

  Clark Kent : Uh, Lois...

  Lois Lane : Shh, don't be intimidated. Regale him with stories of

  [posh voice] 

  Lois Lane : the nightlife in Smallville.

• Clark Kent : [answers phone]  Hello?

  Lois Lane : Hi, it's me. I just wanted to let you know I'll be in late tomorrow morning. I'm having breakfast with Bruce.

  Clark Kent : Isn't that special.

  Lois Lane : Do I detect a note of disapproval?

  Clark Kent : You were the one who compared him to garbage.

  Lois Lane : Well, I was wrong. He's very thoughtful, romantic, and a lot deeper than the tabloids would have you believe.

  [Clark looks closer at his cape and sees a miniature bat-shaped tracking device planted on it] 

  Lois Lane : You'd be surprised.

  Clark Kent : Would I now?

• Bruce Wayne : [to Lois]  I still wish you'd change your mind about Gotham.

  Lois Lane : I adore you Bruce, but now there's a lot about you I don't know and I'm not sure I want to know.

  Bruce Wayne : I understand.

  Lois Lane : Take care of yourself.

  [kisses him on the cheek and leaves]