The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest (1997 TV Movie)
Clancy Brown: Lex Luthor
Quotes
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Joker : Pay me one billion dollars, and I'll kill Superman!
Lex Luthor : [chuckles] What makes you think you can kill Superman when you can't even handle a mere mortal in a Halloween costume?
Joker : [seizes Luthor by his jacket] There's nothing mere about that mortal!
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Lex Luthor : [grabs Joker] You maniac! You idiot! How dare you use one of my laboratories for your...?
Joker : Harley?
[Harley somersaults out and strikes a ridiculous fighting stance]
Harley Quinn : Put him down, baldy!
Lex Luthor : Mercy?
[Mercy slams a flying kick into Harley]
Mercy Graves : Here's for that punch in the face!
Joker : [to Luthor] Can't we discuss this like gentlemen?
[Luthor reluctantly releases Joker, while sounds of fighting continue in the background]
Harley Quinn : Ooh, listen to Little Miss Can't-Take-A-Joke!
[as Joker guides Luthor to a chair, Mercy goes flying across the room]
Joker : Thank you. Have a seat, please.
[as they sit, Harley charges across the room]
Harley Quinn : BANZAI!
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[as Luthor and Joker finish their discussion, Mercy and Harley are still pounding each other's heads on the floor]
Lex Luthor : Mercy, let's go!
[to Joker]
Lex Luthor : Keep in mind, this is your last chance.
[He walks out. Mercy limps after him, groaning. Harley limps over to Joker, also groaning]
Joker : How you doin', slugger?
Harley Quinn : A-okay, Mr. J!
[He pats her on the shoulder. She collapses]
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[after the Batplane buzzes the Lexwing]
Joker : Batman! It's always Batman! What you got in the way of air-to-air missiles, Lex?
Lex Luthor : You're asking *me* for help?
Joker : If I go down, you go down.
Lex Luthor : It's a red switch.
Joker : Which red...? Oh, the heck with it!
[he jabs buttons at random]
