Terror Firmer (1999)

Gary Hrbek: Toddster

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Quotes 

• Toddster : Who is *that*?

  Meathead Drunk Fratboy #2 : Are you referring to that mysterious yet beautiful lady with her back to us?

• Mysterious Woman : [after stabbing Toddster in the head and tearing out a chunk of his brain]  This is your brain.

  Toddster : Dude, my brain!

  [She puts the brain into a frying pan filled with cocaine] 

  Mysterious Woman : And this is your brain on drugs!

• [approaching a woman on the dance floor] 

  Toddster : Hey, baby. Do fries go with that shake?

  Mysterious Woman : Tell me... what is that fountain over there?

  Toddster : That's Thor, the god of love.

  Mysterious Woman : Thor is the god of thunder! Not love. But why quivel?

  Toddster : [chuckles]  Yeah, quivel.

  Mysterious Woman : Tell me... what's your name?

  Toddster : Todd. Most people call me the Toddster.

  Mysterious Woman : Do you live in this house Todd... ster?

  Toddster : Right upstairs.

• DJ : Hey, you seen Christine?

  Andy : I thought she went outside to practice her lines. Didn't you know that?

  DJ : I knew that. Everyone thinks that DJ doesn't know shit! DJ knows shit! I know where Christine is. She's with that grip Nikolai again!

  [Andy and Tina walk off and approach the Toddster] 

  Andy : Hey Todd, are you gonna be ready in five?

  Toddster : I would be ready now if the fact that our fearless leader, our "brilliant" director, didn't blow out my sound system with his ultra-real 44 Magnum blast in that last scene.

  Tina - Script Girl : So, how long then?

  Toddster : Long enough for you to suck the Todd rod, and for you to be gurgilling with the Todd wadd!

  Andy : [grabs Toddster's crotch]  That's enough!

  Toddster : What the fuck, dude! I'll put up with the awful cheese sandwiches for lunch. I'll put up with the crew on this set that fucking sucks! But I draw the line at ball crunching! I quit! I fucking quit! The Toddster is out of here and I'm taking my sound equipment with me. Sayonadra suckers!