The King of Queens (1998–2007)
Leah Remini: Carrie Heffernan
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Quotes
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[Doug and Carrie are arguing about their parents]
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Don't you bring my father into this!
Doug Heffernan : He's out of his mind! He cancelled our cable, because the cable company wouldn't pay him each time they ran the movie "Arthur"!
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Arthur Spooner : Darling, I need to borrow the iron.
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Dad, I told you. If you want a grilled cheese sandwich, I will make you one.
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Arthur Spooner : You gotta hand it to those Japanese, though, clever people. Still a mystery to me how we ever got them to surrender in the Second World War.
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Well, we did annihilate two of their cities.
Arthur Spooner : True enough. Mystery solved.
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Dad, why have you been hanging around that school playground?
Arthur Spooner : Business.
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Not selling those dumb ribbons, I hope.
Arthur Spooner : Let's just say kids will be running home to their mommies to tell them about their encounter with the Ribbon Man.
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Is this how you take a bath?
Spence Olchin : Yes.
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : You look like Ernie from Sesame Street.
Spence Olchin : What did I do to you?
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Did you lift your shirt and *make* them touch your belly hair?
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Hasn't anyone said you look like someone?
Doug Heffernan : Oh, you mean like every famous fat guy in every movie ever?
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Dad, Doug and I were just thinking...
Arthur Spooner : [to Doug] Well, I hope you didn't strain yourself. I kid out of love.
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[Arthur is moving up to sleep in the room next to Carrie and Doug's bedroom]
Arthur Spooner : Well, hello there, neighbour!
Doug Heffernan : Hello. Why did he call me neighbour?
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : I'm moving him up here tonight, the basement was freezing.
Doug Heffernan : How freezing?
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Carrie Spooner Heffernan : What movie do you want to see?
Kelly Palmer : Something brainless. What's that thriller where the Earth starts to lose its gravitational pull?
Carrie Spooner Heffernan : Oh, yeah... "Floaters".
