Highway (2002) Poster

(I) (2002)

Jake Gyllenhaal: Pilot

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Quotes 

  • Pilot Kelson : Pop Quiz.

    Jack Hayes : No.

    Pilot Kelson : Come on. It's a quick one.

    Jack Hayes : Go.

    Pilot Kelson : What is 1,056 dicks?

    Jack Hayes : A lot of dicks.

    Pilot Kelson : Beep. Perfect Score. Gold star.

  • Jack Hayes : Pop quiz.

    Pilot Kelson : Go.

    Jack Hayes : How much I owe you for helping me out?

    Pilot Kelson : A gazillion.

    Jack Hayes : Who's the major old-school happener?

    Pilot Kelson : Piiilot.

    Jack Hayes : How much longer we a team?

    Pilot Kelson : Forever.

    Jack Hayes : Beep... perfect score, gold star.

  • Pilot Kelson : You are one daffy invididual!

  • Pilot Kelson : I like it... Hit the road, flee for your life, meet a doll who's got "once and a lifetime girl of my dreams and reason to believe" written all over her like so much graffiti. It could only happen to the god of fuck.

  • Jack Hayes : Can we just have 15 minutes of fun in our fucking miserable lives?

    Pilot Kelson : Famous last words...

  • Cassie : That's pretty pathetic in my book.

    Pilot Kelson : In your book? And what's the title of that book? Is it called 'Give Me A Hundred Bucks And I'll Suck Your Dick'? Cause I think I read that one, and it was... ooh... lurid.

  • Pilot Kelson : [after the alligator boy screams]  That be a cry laden with pain and sorrow

  • Pilot Kelson : Desmond the alligator boy is a major happener

  • Pilot Kelson : When you think about it, the world is divided into 2 groups... pandas and alligator boys

  • Jack Hayes : You bang her yet man?

    Pilot Kelson : Not even close... if "Bangher" was an island off the coast of the Carribean, me and Lucy are stuck in traffic in Jersey

  • Pilot Kelson : [telling Jack that the whore thought Pilot was sexually confused]  Sexual confusion... I mean, you don't think I have sexual confusion, do you?

  • Pilot Kelson : So, it was cool, you know? I told her about my troubles and she was like, 'sexual confusion's a tricky thing'. Sexual confusion? I mean, easy on the sexual confusion tip, baby. You make me sound like a guy in a raincoat with a fistful of vaseline, you know?

    [laughs] 

    Pilot Kelson : Sexual confusion... I mean, you don't think I have sexual confusion, do you...?

  • Pilot Kelson : This is Jack Hayes, the God of Fuck!

    Shanks : [turns to Jack]  Is that what they call you? The God of Fuck? Tell me something... do you like to get fucked?

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