The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988–1991)

John Fiedler: Piglet

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Quotes 

• [the animals are acting out a chess game, and Piglet will be sent to fight a dragon] 

  Piglet : [trying to get away]  Excuse me. I think my horse is double-parked.

  Gopher : Ah-ah-ah! Doesn't seem so likely since horses haven't been invented yet.

• [the gang is trying to break open a treasure chest by dropping it on a very large anvil] 

  Piglet : Where'd it go?

  Tigger : In the basement.

  Piglet : But I don't have a basement.

  Tigger : You do now.

• Tigger : Help! We're sinking! Abandon ship! Tiggers and tiggers first!

  Piglet : What about piglets?

  Tigger : Umm... it's their duty as captain to go down with the ship.

  Piglet : Oh, dear. In that case, my last act as captain is: Tigger, you're captain.

  Tigger : And as captain of his ship, I proclaim you captain.

  Piglet : No, you are.

  Tigger : No, you.

• Piglet : And for the longest time I thought Rabbit didn't like her.

  Winnie the Pooh : Sometimes people care too much. I think it's called love.

  Piglet : Oh... Do you think we should tell Rabbit?

  Winnie the Pooh : No, I believe he already knows.

• Piglet : [while at a wishing well]  I wish I had... a penny!

  [Tosses penny in well] 

  Piglet : Oh...

• Tigger : Gasp!

  Piglet : What is it? What is it?

  Tigger : Why this story is so unscary it's scary. I got better things to do then listen to this. Better go trim my toenails. Or better yet i'll go trim Pooh's toenails.

  Rabbit : Oh Tigger! Where are your manners?

  Tigger : I don't know. But i bet their having more fun then i am.

  Rabbit : Tigger behave!

• Piglet : One lump or two Tigger?

  Tigger : Make it fifty!

  Rabbit : Tigger! Where are your manners?

  Tigger : Must have left them in my other suit.

• Christopher Robin : Now what are you three up to?

  Rabbit : I'm sorry but i broke you balloon Christopher Robin.

  Tigger : No i did it. Tiggers are the ballooniest breakers.

  Piglet : Uh. I'm actually the one who popped it.

  Tigger : Christopher Robin. We're sorry but we all broke your balloon.

• Winnie the Pooh : Look! Those aren't mice they're...

  Piglet : Heffalumps and Woozles!

• Tigger : Say Piglet i think i broke that lamp by your back door.

  Piglet : But i don't have a back door.

  Tigger : You do now.

• Rabbit : Oh my! It's Pooh Bear!

  Piglet : Oh he's gonna tell Christopher Robin about the balloon!

• Winnie the Pooh : Christopher Robin. I have broken your balloon.

  Christopher Robin : It's not broken. It's only untied. The air comes out of it.

  Piglet : Oh no! Not again!

  Tigger : Hold on you two Balooney brains!

  Rabbit : Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!

  Christopher Robin : Hey! Come back you balloonatics!

• Christopher Robin's Mother : Well you better not stand there enjoying your lunch too long. You'll miss your monster movie.

  Piglet : Monster movie? I thought we were gonna go see a cartoon.

• Piglet : I guess he found his pogo stick.

  Rabbit : And that's that. Until next year.