Summer of Sam (1999)

Adrien Brody: Richie

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Quotes 

• Ritchie : All right. What do you want me to tell you? Get a fuckin' divorce, then.

  Vinny : Divorce is fuckin' evil, Ritchie. You got some fuckin' really bad advice.

  Ritchie : Evil spelled backwards is live.

  Vinny : You're a corny fuck, you know that?

• Vinny : I fuckin' thought I was gonna stop cheatin' when I got married, you know. I thought so! And now I'm just fuckin' cheatin' a lot more than I ever did. But I thought- you know, I thought the man up there understood. I thought he under- would fuckin' understand...

  Ritchie : God has nothing to do with this, Vin!

  Vinny : Oh come, Ritchie, yes he does. Yes, he does.

• Ritchie : Where are you goin'?

  Ruby : I'm gonna go.

  Ritchie : I didn't say to go.

  Ruby : Well, you didn't exactly say you wanted me to stay.

  Ritchie : [quietly]  Stay.

• Anthony : Hey, Ritch, why buy the cow when everybody else is gettin' the milk and steaks for free?

  Ritchie : I like the cow.

• Ritchie : Since when does your hairstyle determine whether or not you're a fuckin' killer?

• Anthony : Yeah, they suck really good. Just like you, Ruby.

  Ritchie : Come on. Relax.

  Ruby : Yeah, I learned from your mother, dick.

  Anthony : You gonna let your sister talk that way to me?

  Brian : She's my half-sister.

  Ritchie : Come on. Get lost.

• Ritchie : Vinny! You fuckin' traitor! What the fuck are you doin'?

  Vinny : [barely audible]  I'm sorry.

  [leaves] 

• Anthony : What the hell happened to you? Look at this freak!

  Joey T : Nice outfit. Where'd you get it? Off the dead?

  Anthony : I thought vampires only came out at night?

  Ritchie : Yeah, except on leap year. What's happening guys?

  Joey T : Don't give us that "What's happening guys" bullsh*t. You come back to the neighborhood lookin' like a f*ckin' freak - soundin' like a British fag and we're supposed to be okay with that?

  Ritchie : You're f*ckin' right. How's your wife and kid JT?

  Joey T : I got divorced - I moved back in with my mother.

• Ruby : Hey, I like the new look. What are you - punk?

  Ritchie : Yeah, you should come and see me sometime. Maybe check out the band.

• Vinny : Now, don't tell nobody. It's between you and me. Its bad enough that I ball her, right, but, then some sick side of me had to drive her right past the spot where we was stickin' it up her cousin's ass, you know. Oh sh*t, and that's where I saw the dead bodies, right there. You know what, God spared me. He spared me, man. Cause its a f*ckin' omen. I'm serious! He f*ckin' let me go. You know, what the f*ck could this mean? It means somethin'. What do you think it means?

  Ritchie : I don't know, what do you think it means?

  Vinny : I think God's tellin' me I'm gonna burn in hell if I don't stop cheatin'.

• Vinny : God is tellin' me you shouldn't be doin' these things with your wife. That's what he's tellin' me.

  Ritchie : What things?

  Vinny : Oh, come on, don't be stupid. You know.

  Ritchie : What?

  Vinny : No butt f*cking, sixty-nine, doggy style. That's the message God it saying: You gotta cut that sh*t out. You gotta cut it out; otherwise, I'm not gonna spare you the next time. That's what God is telling me.

• Ritchie : [British accent]  You ain't Bruce Lee. Stop kicking Woodstock.

• Ritchie : [English accent]  It's all in the at-titude.

  Ruby : [mimicking]  In the at-tit-ude...

• Ritchie : Hey, Ruby, how you been?

  Ruby : You know, I copped that Who's Next album. I was thinkin' about you.

  Ritchie : Its great, right. F*ckin', those guys are like the godfathers of punk. You know that? You know that song, Baba O'Riley? Its my favorite song. You know who wrote that?

  Ruby : Engelbert Humperdick? What? You don't think I know? Come on, I know. Pete Townsend.

  Ritchie : How'd you know that?

  Ruby : What? I read the album credits. I mean the only thing I don't get is why those four guys, you know, pissin' on a big rock?