F.C. De Kampioenen (1990–2020)
Danni Heylen: Pascale De Backer, Pascale Crucke, Pascale de Praetere-De Backer
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Quotes
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Oscar Crucke : Did you ever watch Aad de Mos? Or Arie Haan? These men don't wear raincoats anymore. They wear tailored Italian costumes.
Pascale De Backer : Really. Do they also wear their wedding suit?
[from "De nieuwe truitjes"]
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Xavier Waterslaeghers : [advanced drunken state] I made them sweat, uh. Those ordinary soldiers. With an iron... What do you call it?
Oscar Crucke : Discipline?
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Fist. With an iron fist. They just need to see or hear me from afar or...
Oscar Crucke : Smell?
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Recognize. Or they're already gone. But then again, that's good for, you know, for... what do you call it?
Oscar Crucke : For their discipline?
Xavier Waterslaeghers : For their authority. You're a coach, Kampioen. You do know that you need, you know... What do you call it?
Oscar Crucke : Authority?
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Discipline.
Pascale De Backer : Oscar. I've served dinner three times already. Are you making fun of me?
Xavier Waterslaeghers : There you go. That's what I call discipline.
[from "Vogelvrij"]
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Bieke Crucke : Have you seen my pills anywhere?
Pascale De Backer : Good morning to you, too, Bieke. No, I haven't seen them.
Bieke Crucke : They were on the mantelpiece.
Oscar Crucke : Oh, yes. I've taken a few. It's junk. My headache isn't any better.
Bieke Crucke : But... Have you taken my pills?
Oscar Crucke : Don't be so greedy. I didn't tell you: 'Bieke, you're walking on my floor', did I?
Bieke Crucke : You don't get it, dad. These are not pills for your headache, these are my pills!
Oscar Crucke : What? Pascale, you said those painkillers were on the mantelpiece?
Pascale De Backer : Yes, below Bieke's pills.
Oscar Crucke : Then what have I taken?
Bieke Crucke : Birth control pills.
[from "De nieuwe kampioen"]
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Pascale De Backer : Oscar, I know what you're going to say. I always know what you're going to say.
Oscar Crucke : Then why should I say it, if you know what I'm going to say?
Pascale De Backer : Because I always hope that you're not going to say what I think you're going to say.
Oscar Crucke : If you hope I won't say the things I have to say, why do you always do stuff which makes me say the things I have to say, though I'd rather not say them?
Pascale De Backer : Oscar, are you gonna say what you have to say or what?
Oscar Crucke : Doortje can't stay here.
Pascale De Backer : I knew you'd say that.
Oscar Crucke : What if all players's wives invaded the house, like her?
[he means Doortje]
Pascale De Backer : Then she would at least have something to say.
Oscar Crucke : So you have the higher ground again... Who's got something to say here, actually?
Pascale De Backer : Oscar, whenever you've got something to say, just come out and say it.
[from "Doortje"]
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Pascale De Backer : [on Pico thrown out by Doortje because he's too busy with soccer] With Oscar it's just the same. Oscar often dreams about soccer. He's scoring goals from inside his bed sometimes.
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Then you don't have to complain.
Oscar Crucke : I've always maintained my physical condition pretty well.
Pascale De Backer : Right. By playing soccer. You'd sleep with a ball if you could.
Balthazar Boma : [as he enters] Does it have to be right now, Pascale?
[from "Vogelvrij"]
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Pico Coppens : At such an important moment I can't live up to it. Isn't it just terrible? Bieke. The things you did to me...
Bieke Crucke : It's not my fault if you let me dispossess you of the ball, is it?
Pascale De Backer : Sure, Bieke...
Pico Coppens : How's that possible?
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Yes, how's that possible?
Oscar Crucke : At least you're sure of your place with us, Pico. Perhaps you'd be sitting on the bench there all the time.
Pico Coppens : I know the reason.
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Don't jump to conclusions.
Pico Coppens : Bieke has no reflexes. If you have someone opposite you with reflexes, he will follow the feint. With someone who doesn't have reflexes, your run will be broken.
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Right. That'll be it. And that's interesting for you, Oscar. Put an ad in the newspaper. "Looking for a player without reflexes."
Oscar Crucke : I already have one. In goal.
[from "Transfer"]
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Pico Coppens : [the three of them sitting at the bar counter] Pour me a gin - For once.
Oscar Crucke : What's up then, Pico? You're letting yourself go?
Pico Coppens : Sometimes a person needs that.
Xavier Waterslaeghers : There's a fly in Doortje's ointment, isn't there?
Balthazar Boma : I think I know. Pico stood in front of a closed Doortje.
Pico Coppens : [sighs] Clever, Mr. President. Very clever.
Xavier Waterslaeghers : What were we talking about?
Balthazar Boma : Bieke's journey. She'll be leaving for a long time, uh?
Pascale De Backer : It's not that long.
Balthazar Boma : And such a long distance?
Oscar Crucke : There are no distances anymore. I was looking on a map on my calendar this morning. Pascale said 'It's only three inches from Brussels to the United States'. That's all relative.
Xavier Waterslaeghers : Well, give me fifteen inches of beer then. You know, 'to kick in an open Doortje'.
[pats Pico, from "Naar Amerika"]
