Jimmy Nail credited as playing...
Les Wickes
- Beano: [Playing a game to name bands with parts of the body as part of their name] Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show!
- Clare: Objection, your honor!
- Hughie: Objection sustained.
- Beano: Well, some people 'ave hooks instead of hands.
- Les: Yeah, but it's not part of the body; it's not... anotomical.
- Beano: It is if you haven't got a fuckin' hand!
- Les: [pointing to at the girls T-Shirt] Where did you get that T-Shirt
- Beano: Looks like '77's been through the wash a few times
- Dutch Lady: 'Tis my father's, he say best band he ever saw.
- Les: Oh.
- Dutch Lady: My father, he died.
- Beano: Oh.
- Les: Oh... That's a shitter.
- Ray Simms: It's another sign, Brian sent them.
- Hughie: Hope this isn't another Sunderland!
- [speaking of Ray's mood swings]
- Luke Shand: What happened at Sunderland?
- Beano: He tried to slash his wrists with my Swiss Army knife.
- Les: Yeah, he'd never find the blade.
- Les: Hey, it's supposed to be rock and roll, man, not The Phantom of The Fuckin' Opera!
- [reacting to Ray's garish outfit and stage act]
- Beano: What do you think then, Luke?
- Luke Shand: I thought we were shit, guys.
- Les: Kill that racket, Hughie.
- Beano: Come again?
- Luke Shand: We were totally crap, I mean, especially on 'Heartbreaker'. I think we should dump that altogether.
- Tony Costello: It's a classic!
- Luke Shand: Well, maybe we should agree on what key it's in.
- Les: B-flat.
- Ray Simms: C.
- Tony Costello: G.
- Les: Why do they always assume the singer is the voice of the band?
- [as journalists swarm Ray Simms and ignore the other members]