10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Allison Janney: Ms. Perky
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Ms. Perky : So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat Stratford : Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky : The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford : I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
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Ms. Perky : Patrick Verona. I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual.
Patrick : Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, hit the lights?
Ms. Perky : Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria?
Patrick : I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst.
Ms. Perky : Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay? Scoot!
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Ms. Perky : Nine schools in ten years. My, my. Army brat?
Cameron : Yeah, my-my dad is, uh...
Ms. Perky : That's enough. I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools. Same little asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere.
Cameron : Excuse me? D-Did you just say... Am I in the right office?
Ms. Perky : Not any more you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now scoot. Scoot!
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Ms. Perky : People perceive you as somewhat...
Kat Stratford : Tempestuous?
Ms. Perky : "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
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Kat Stratford : I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.
Ms. Perky : "Quivering member." I like that.
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Ms. Perky : [writing her novel] Undulating with desire, Adrian removes her red...
[breaks concentration, chooses another word]
Ms. Perky : crimson cape, at the site of Reginal's stiff and... Judith! What's another word for "engorged"?
Judith : [disgusted] I'll look it up.
Ms. Perky : Okay.
[thinking of word]
Ms. Perky : Swollen... Turgid...
Kat Stratford : [enters] Tumescent?
Ms. Perky : Perfect!