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Basil Exposition
- Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
- Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge...
- Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or...
- Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of your kids want another wiener?
- Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
- Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big...
- Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?...
- Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
- Woman: That looks just like my husband's...
- Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
- Cyclops: RARRR.
- Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a...
- Fan: Woody. Woody Harrelson. Could I have your autograph?
- Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
- Fan: It's so huge.
- Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's...
- Dr. Evil: Just a little prick.
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- Austin: Wait a tick. Basil, if I travel back to 1969 and I was frozen in 1967, presumeably, I could go back and visit my frozen self. But, if I'm still frozen in 1967, how could I have been unthawed in the '90s and traveled back to.
- [goes cross-eyed]
- Austin: Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.
- Basil: I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself.
- [to camera]
- Basil: That goes for you all, too.
- Austin: Yes.
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- Basil: Hello, Agent Shagwell. Where's Austin?
- Felicity Shagwell: I must have said something wrong, so he just left all of a sudden.
- Basil: Listen, Felicity, I don't want you getting too close to Austin. It's not meant to be.
- Felicity Shagwell: I don't get too close to anybody, Basil. My interest in this case is purely professional.
- Basil: Good. Then you won't mind tracking down Fat Bastard tonight.
- Felicity Shagwell: No problem.
- Basil: We need you to plant this homing device on him by any means necessary.
- Felicity Shagwell: No problem.
- Basil: Keep up the good work. Remember, by any means necessary.
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