Spider-Man (2002)
Bruce Campbell: Ring Announcer
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Quotes
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Ring Announcer : [on the microphone, announcing to the audience as he walks backwards up the ramp to where Peter is standing behind the curtain] Will the next victim please enter the arena at this time! If he can withstand just three minutes in the cage with "Bonesaw" McGraw, the sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to...
[gets off the microphone and asks Peter]
Ring Announcer : What's your name, kid?
Peter Parker : The Human Spider.
Ring Announcer : The Human Spider? That's it? That's the best you've got?
Peter Parker : Yeah.
Ring Announcer : Oh, that sucks.
[gets back on the microphone]
Ring Announcer : The sum of three-thousand dollars will be paid to... the terrifying... the deadly... the amazing Spider-Man!
[the audience cheers]