Waterproof (2000)

Burt Reynolds: Eli Zeal

Quotes 

• Eli Zeal : What kind of a child are you raising?

  Tyree Battle : A good one!

  Eli Zeal : He's a criminal!

  Tyree Battle : He's not a criminal!

  Eli Zeal : Well somebody here is!

• Tyree Battle : [referring to Eli's bleeding arm]  Thaniel, give me something to tie off this!

  Thaniel Battle : [from car's back seat]  Like *what*?

  Tyree Battle : Like anything, but - Take your pants off and lean up here!

  Thaniel Battle : No way!

  Tyree Battle : Don't *push* me, boy!

  Eli Zeal : *Now* he's pushy?

  Thaniel Battle : [wrapping pants around Eli's arm]  Am I going to jail, Mama?

  Tyree Battle : [shouting, semi-staccato]  If you *live* that long!